ADRIAN THIS IS FOR YOU - NEARLY WET MYSELF !!!

PG PORN: Squeal Happy Whores

"ADAM LAMBERT" THE FIRST FRIEND OF YOU!

Clever, clever boy - :)

DOESN'T THIS STUPID BITCH KNOW BY NOW HE'S GAY???

BUDGETS

Just watching these huge reality formats and working on some of them out here - the foreign budgets genuinely make me green with envy - All we're lumped with is basically a catering budget and are forced to produce an entire series of something "earth shattering" with that.

When will our local broadcasters finally wake up and smell the coffee and realise that these things take both time and money to nurture and really make them the spectacles that they become in other countries.

Any Comments?

A CLASSIC SLASHER FILM TO RE-VISIT

VERY FUNNY JOHN CLEESE ON TWITTER

The man is a walking comic marvel. Just to prove to all the naysayers that it's pretty legit. My sentiments exactly.

Found Location for Horror Movie

I think I've found the perfect location to shoot "The Lake" and conveniently enough close to home - now all I need is a cast - shot some stills and threw them together - lemme know if you think location might work.

Will shoot DVCPRO-HD

ZUMA ARRIVE WITH "SENIOR" WIFE

I mean is it just me or does this reek of pure unadulterated sexism? People are constantly berating us in this country for being culturally indifferent or even bankrupt but to quote Louise,"It was my culture hundreds of years ago to be subservient to men, to allow them to rape, pillage and pretty much take whatever they want, does this mean we should uphold such appalling traditions"

I think not.

C'mon South Africa - Isn't it about time we woke up and smelt the 20th century before leaping blindly into the new millenium. Can I get an o yeah?

H2 is on its way

For all you Halloween purists out there, I'm sure this will be the non-event of the year, but for one such as myself who encourages change and mixing things up a little, this truly looks awesomely original and resepectful of the original at the same time.

Rob Zombie is a one man horror renaissance factory and I for one will be a slave to his cult for a long time coming.

KIRSTIE VS PEREZ - THE HIGHLIGHTS

from KIRSTIE
Perez is going bad ass on me today..becuz he is what? so petite himself? at least fat or skinny I will never have Harvey FACE...sorry P ...
LET'S all give Perez a big HOWDY bitch slap..never mind...he looks like he's already been bitch slapped half to death! call an ambulance!!
OH WAIT you say "he's already been run over by an ambulance and that's WHY he's so damn ugly?" oh,sorry P I had no idea..my bad
PEREZ STARTED THIS WAR BY THE WAY...NEVER MENTIONED HIM IN MY LIFE...don't feel sorry for him..he threw the first bitch slap..like a bab ...
OH WOW NOW THE BABY girl is throwing out the RELIGIOUS slurs..come on you little BIGGOT you can do better than that..
esides, I happen to love gay people, and I am open to gay marriage..I am not a biggot, I just think you are FUCKIN UGLY..ugly BIGGOT ba ...
That was FUN...two battles in two days...Damn somethins right with this wonderful life..I luv you guys..we smack down for REAL!!!!

NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT ;)
CELEBRITIES DISSING EACH OTHER

KIRSTIE VS PEREZ

This is turning out to be a mini WWE smackdown between these 2 - am watching the tweets update live - will post once done - rivetting entertainment to watch 2 pseudo celebs slinging mud at one another - it's celebrity deathmatch for real and it's comin' to a pc near you :)

FOLLOW MY TWEETS

Just follow me on https://twitter.com/rhaynes1974

TWEET

I have just discovered today what is undoubtedly one of the most addictive internet and or media related tools ever and that is TWITTER. For any of you gossip mongers or celeb hounds out there watch in awe as your favourite celebs inform you of those most important life-like moments of waking up - telling you what the weather is like in their part of the world or even - indeed - whether or not they've just farted.

I kid you not - Will be becoming a fervent tweeter/twitterer or is that TWAT in the very near future - watch this space

Have a a fab eve - from a chilly Jo'burg